The United States of America is an imperialistic, capitalistic, and democratic nation built upon the drunk ramblings of some British guys with powdered wigs and fake teeth. Betcha History Channel didn't tell you THAT, did they? It is currently led by Barack Obama, our proudest little star-eared mole. Its citizens are called Americans, and they mainly comprise of Republicans, Democrats, and Rednecks.

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